Hi Unique,
Parcel over parcels, cool clothes and a relaxed life full of gifts and pink clouds. Who doesn’t want to live this absolutely fantastic influencer life? When you ask the kids of today about their dream job, you they won’t tell you thing like this: knights, princesses, actors or singers, no, the kids of today want to be just one thing: an instagram star!
Thanks to my involuntary instagram stop, a mega cool blog post from Allthatchoices and an incredibly funny video, there’s this blog post today, full of super helpful tips just for you.
Because maybe you want to be an Instagram star and just don’t know how to start. That’s why the 10 amazing, not quite serious tips come here …
1. Be always on the move
Which cool influencer is sitting at home in front of the PC? Nobody! So you’re always on the road, don’t miss a party, event or show. Your apartment is only for changing your clothes – this is why you can just rent a pretty small flat which is just your closet. So you’re saving rent as well. And you can sleep in all the hotels that want to cooperate with you of course.
2. Make perfect pictures
Flowers, perfect make-up, voluminous curls are a must-have for every of your instagram pictures. Almost every day you buy new flowers, sometimes purple, sometimes pink, sometimes red. Whether you’re chilling on the stairs or riding a bike, you’ll always have your flower friends by your side. They also want to see the world!
3. Never be alone
Everyone knows: An Instagram Star is never alone, the crew is always with them. It would be absolutely terrible if someone saw you alone, so you’re seeing lots of people every day. Of course, all your dates are BFF’s, even if you can’t even remember the real name, but only the name of their instagram. But who cares, after all, you’re the Instagram Star.
4. Constantly make contacts
Networking is the alpha and omega, so you always have at least 100 business cards with you, which you can use to promote and distribute as free gifts at all the 1000 events you attend. You’ll never take any other business cards! It’s just a waste of paper, and if someone wants to work with you, they can get in touch.
5. Always be authentic
Follower like authentic bloggers and that’s why it’s important to show up with the hashtag #nomakeup from time to time. Of course, you are never really unvarnished, because that doesn’t fit your Instagram Star Image at all. Instead, you’re in bed wearing perfect make-up. Why would your skin want to breathe? It’s overrated!
6. Eat only Instagramfood
Hardly any other topic is as popular as food, well, except for naked skin. That’s why you spam your subscribers with food stories – from burgers and french fries, to avocado bread, donuts and other sweet temptations. While all these pics make your followers mouth water, you put the food away. Of course, you don’t really eat all of this unhealthy shit. Who wants a curvy Instagram Star!
7. Be absolutely credible
Of course, you also want to have your slice of the Big Instagram Business and so you work with as many companies as possible (simultaneously at best). It doesn’t matter whether you introduced the same product from another company as your “absolute favorite” a week ago. Authentic? Oh, screw it, because money is money and fame is fame!
8. Only wear designer clothes
No one is supposed to think you’re a wretch, even if that’s the way it is. So you buy a lot of designer bags and shoes in installments that you can’t pay for anyway. Anyway, as long as you just look good as a #richbitch!
9. Be close to your followers
Because you love your followers so much, you keep mentioning how grateful you are for the 1,000,000 messages you receive every day. Of course, you’re way too busy to answer them all. But you’re sooooooo grateful… okay, you’re actually going to pass somewhere else, because you’re an Instagram Star.
10. Believe in yourself and your success
As long as you believe in yourself and your success and don’t care about the rest, you will be successful. Until then,”Fake it till you make it” is simply valid. Only those who behave like an Instagram Star from the very beginning will ever become one. So you just follow all these tips and you’ll quickly become the Instagram Star.
I hope that all my tips will help you so that you can become the next Instagram Star very quickly. Do you want to learn more about blogger life and Instagram Star Behaviour? Then watch this video and read this blog post from Allthatchioces.
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