The date idea was great, your outfit super, your makeup on point and your date – oh, he was great!
I hope your date has been completely successful and just as you have imagined, maybe even better. 😉
But unfortunately not every date is perfect and so my absolute date – No Go’s will complete the date series. I hope you can laugh at it…. Clear the deck for my funniest, most embarrassing and terrible dates.
Date No Go’s – it always gets worse
Type 1: The Unpunctual
Everything is fixed and you are already on the way to the date. Now your cell phone starts to vibrate. Unsuspectingt you’re looking at your phone and what are you reading? Your date simply tells you that he will be around halfan hour late. Don‘t worry, you think you’re almost there and just wait for half an hour – no problem. After 10 minutes of waiting the next message arrives.
Hooray, he writes that he is looking forward to meet you.So the waiting is only half as bad. But before the joy can really spread, there comes another message … it will probably take another 10 minutes longer …
If he finally arrives, you’re so annoyed already, that the date can only get worse.
Congratulations type number 1!
Tardiness is one of the absolute dates No Go’s.
Type 2: The Forgetful
You’re already in front of the cinema and just wait for your date. Five minutes before the movie starts, he is still not there! Also on several calls and on your messages came no answer. Just before the movie starts, there is actually a call and with a sleepy voice, your date asks whether the meeting was really planned for today. Probably you just got it wrong and it would have been on a different day.
Catch my drift?
When he asks you where you are at the moment, he is wondering why you are waiting at the cinema. Didn‘t you want to watch a soccer match?
Okay type number 2 that’s it!
How can you just forget a date? Not appearing is one of the worst Date No Go’s.
Type 3: The Advantage taker
Full of anticipation, you look forward to your date. He comes and smiles at you super sweet. You order a delicious ice cream. While you are choosing a small cup, he decides to choose one of the largest and most expensive cups in the restaurant.
No problem! It’s great that he loves ice cream as much as you do.
You have a lot of fun, he makes you a lot of compliments and this smile, oh, he is simply adorable. Time flies, and all too soon it’s time to say goodbye – and to pay.
You’re curious to see if he’s one of the old fahioned guys who invites the girl. You don‘t count on it, but what comes next really takes you by surprise …
He takes out his purse and takes a look inside … he looks at you remorsfully, with a Hollywood style face he says his regrets that he hasn’t money right now. His card does not work either …
Okay, then you just pay – you’re emancipated! But when he also suggests to go to the cinema,ist enough..
Bye, Bye Type 3
maybe next time you’ll take at least enough money for your own share;)
meanness is not cool but one of the Date No Go’s! I would like to emphasize that I do not assume that the guy pays! Because I think nowadays on first dates everyone can pay for themselves. Later you can take turns … but expect the other to pay – well.
Type 4: The Poser
You planned a great date not going to the movies or a cafe. Instead, you’re going to eat in a fancy restaurant. Armed with a little black dress, high heels and a clutch, you are on your way. Once you arrive at the restaurant, you are awaited with a bottle of champagne. Matching the car keys, the IPhone and a fat purse on the table.
All right, he likes to show what he has. Hopefully, you will not just be another possession on his list.
The mood loosens, but a good conversation does not arise. Just when you touch a more profound subject, your opponent looks back on the phone and is super important. Then, compliment your dress or look. Go to topics that interest you – misrepresentation.
Sorry type number 4
money and superficiality does not attract everybody.
Inattention is one of my most hated date No Go’s. If I’m not interested in the other, I do not have to meet with him.
Type 5: The story-teller
Now you are sitting here, quite comfortably, and your date is also really nice. He is very interested in you and your life. But then you make a fatal mistake. You ask him about his life and he does not stop takling anymore. He tells you everything you do not want to know. After just 3 hours, you know not only how his dog was called from childhood, but also that he was bullied and his ex was a psychopat.
Arcane and mysterious, this man is really no longer. When you finally manage to interrupt him and tell him you want to leave, he asks quite disappointed, why you want to leave already.
Without waiting for an answer, he continues. He’s overloading you with compliments, and when you think you’re going to just turn off and wait until it’s over, he’s starting to plan your future. Suddenly he talks of wedding, two children and a house.
This the overkill! You get up and go.
Bye bye type number 5
maybe you should work with your concentrated flow of wordsr in a theater.
Monologues are more than unsexy and definitely count to the Date No Go’s. If you tell everything right at the beginning … what will be told later. In addition you should perhaps some things keep to yourself … at least at the beginning;)
Anyway, as I write this post, I have to laugh a bit. So in hindsight everything is quite funny. At the moment it happens, however – well, you can surely imagine: D
I hope you enjoyed this date No Go’s. What are your absolute date No Go’s, what have you experienced? I am curious about your stories and experiences.
Rain jacket // Bomboogie
Shoes // Peperosa
Bag // Hallhuber
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